Tag: funny
group name: chatsandchatter
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March 05, 2008 05:05 PM EST --
Where to Live After Retirement
You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where.....
1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.
2. You've experienced condensation on your . . . more
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January 27, 2008 05:29 PM EST --
Okay, I'm the last person in the world to watch a beauty pageant. After reading an interesting review in this morning's paper, though, I decided to watch a replay that was on TLC this afternoon. . . . more
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December 11, 2007 02:21 PM EST --
This one is pretty simple......one per post but post as many as you can think of ok.......here is how it's done: Take the first letter of your first name and make a word that is discriptive . . . more
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April 25, 2008 12:50 AM EDT --
I have this with the audio but can't seem to get it to work when I post it so here is a copy of what they say. Those of you in law enforcment will really relate to this.
Hello, you have . . . more
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November 26, 2007 12:06 AM EST --
Give this PLENTY of thought, and don't cheat!
I couldn't figure it out till I saw the answers, so see if you can figure out.
What do these Words Have In Common .... ??
Banana . . . more
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November 27, 2007 05:58 PM EST --
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ?
Olive ?
Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
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Why . . . more
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June 17, 2008 09:36 AM EDT --
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can . . . more
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November 26, 2007 02:43 AM EST --
Deadbeat in a Bar
A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink.
He replied, "No thanks. I don't drink. I . . . more
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December 07, 2007 01:38 AM EST --
The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director :
How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. . . . more
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December 07, 2007 09:41 AM EST --
Blondes and Ice Cubes
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
A: Because they always forget the recipe.
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July 13, 2008 08:11 AM EDT --
Don't laugh.....it is all true...
PERKS OF BEING OVER 50
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. . . . more
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January 14, 2008 12:16 PM EST --
My Resume .....
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack . . . more
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August 01, 2008 12:09 AM EDT --
..... When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I
take her someplace expensive - so, I took her to a gas station. and then the fight started.... ************************************************************************ . . . more
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December 11, 2007 08:42 AM EST --
Bad Drivers
There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ''Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that . . . more
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November 26, 2007 05:49 PM EST --
Please don't forget to rate as points IS the name of the game.......having said that one per post please, but post as many as you'd like and have fun!!!
Name a TV Personality you love to hate. . . . more
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December 06, 2007 02:21 PM EST --
Do you believe in ghosts? Spooks, phantoms, spirits, the lviing dead whatever name you have come to know them?
I do and here's why.
I wasn't always a believer . . . more
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January 12, 2008 04:27 PM EST --
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden , God came to visit Eve.
"So, how is everything going?" inquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The . . . more
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November 27, 2007 05:36 PM EST --
Barbie's Christmas List! :o)
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Barbie
c/o Mattel, Inc.
El Segundo, CA 90245
Santa Claus
North Pole, North Pole
December 23, 1996
Dear Santa: . . . more
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November 28, 2007 11:13 AM EST --
I did a general list now I am looking for more strange ones, not just repeats of earlier ones.
Infant's bathtub:
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
(I would hope the water not so dirty . . . more
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February 04, 2008 09:12 PM EST --
A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong e-mail address...
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
particularly icy winter.
They planned to stay at the same hotel . . . more
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