Tag: humor
group name: chatsandchatter
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March 05, 2008 05:05 PM EST --
Where to Live After Retirement
You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where.....
1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.
2. You've experienced condensation on your . . . more
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March 15, 2008 08:43 PM EDT --
Lately I have posted a few humours articles jokes etc. Yet there is always someone who comes along and depite the waring that its a joke takes it seriously.
So a rule of thumb for my posts . . . more
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March 14, 2008 10:57 PM EDT --
This is so funny. Although the last one is quite serious. Enjoy!
Dear Civilians,
We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation have many civilians up in arms and excited to . . . more
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November 27, 2007 05:58 PM EST --
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ?
Olive ?
Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
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Why . . . more
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December 17, 2007 04:21 PM EST --
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had . . . more
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January 17, 2008 02:07 PM EST --
Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify themselves.
One doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a pediatric . . . more
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August 01, 2008 12:09 AM EDT --
..... When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I
take her someplace expensive - so, I took her to a gas station. and then the fight started.... ************************************************************************ . . . more
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November 27, 2007 05:23 PM EST --
CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE
You'll need the following:
1 cup of water
1 cup of sugar
4 large brown eggs
2 cups of dried fruit
1 teaspoon of salt
1 cup . . . more
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November 27, 2007 05:36 PM EST --
Barbie's Christmas List! :o)
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Barbie
c/o Mattel, Inc.
El Segundo, CA 90245
Santa Claus
North Pole, North Pole
December 23, 1996
Dear Santa: . . . more
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February 17, 2008 02:09 PM EST --
Is that a bad dream of mine or does it make sense that if both Hillary and Obama are so close in the race for the Democratic nomination for President, and neither gets the required votes to best the . . . more
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November 29, 2007 10:45 AM EST --
A CAT'S CHRISTMAS
'Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse.
'Cuz the cat had pounced on him . . . more
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December 24, 2007 10:56 AM EST --
With 65,000,000 people traveling today (Christmas Eve) and presumably returning over the next few days, the equivalent of almost half our country's population will be . . . more
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November 28, 2007 01:13 PM EST --
Christmas Parrot
One day a man walked into a bar and sat down next to a guy with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender said, "Cute parrot, does he talk?"
The guy with the . . . more
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December 03, 2007 06:30 PM EST --
As you may know, there are a lot of Californians moving to Idaho these days.
Unlike Idaho with its four seasons, California only has two: hot and hot as hell.
The following excerpts are from . . . more
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January 02, 2008 11:20 AM EST --
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from
his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home.
He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep in a corner. . . . more
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January 21, 2008 11:20 AM EST --
Forwarded Message ----------
SO WHO IS DOING THE
WORK?
The population of the
USA is 300 million.
160 million are
retired. . . . more
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November 29, 2007 10:31 AM EST --
You reuse last year's Christmas cards and send them out under your own name. (5 points)
You steal light bulbs from you neighbor's outdoor display to replenish your own supply. . . . more
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November 28, 2007 01:24 PM EST --
An Attorney's
'Twas the Night Before Christmas
Whereas, on an occasion immediately
preceding the Nativity festival,
throughout a certain dwelling unit,
quiet descended, in which . . . more
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December 03, 2007 06:37 PM EST --
Twas the Night Before Xmas - Dieter's Version
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Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips
were Fannie May candies that . . . more
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December 03, 2007 07:16 PM EST --
Frequently Asked Questions About Christmas
Q: If Santa doesn't have to age, then why has he become old?
A: He only appears to be old. He's an undercover kid.
Q: How can a sleigh possibly . . . more
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